whaaat.

here you go kim(;Next pageArchive

rupindeer:

I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people

(via pizza)

fortheloveofotps:

fortheloveofotps:

fortheloveofotps:

fortheloveofotps:

ive been singing the ‘I will kill you in your sleep so you’d better try to try to keep awake’ into the airvents for the past five minutes and my mom is going crazy because she cant find the source of the creepy music

update: she has called the neighbor over to help her

okay so im recording my voice singing it and putting it in the air vent os it can just keep playing

okay final update: im grounded

(via pizza)

officialcrow:

nothing i expected. everything i wanted
avggie:

you see that. obama is jesus of the ants

codons:

this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again 

(via pizza)

Me

(Source: sandandglass, via zackisontumblr)

corneliapornelia:

(X)

(via forever90s)

hunkules:

hunkules:

THERES A GIRL IN MY CLASS THAT WORKS FOR DISNEY AND SHE SAID THAT THE SHOP OWNER IN FROZEN IS GAY HIS HUSBAND IS IN THE SAUNA WITH HIS KIDS APPARENTLY HES THE FIRST OPENLY GAY DISNEY CHARACTER AND NO ONE NOTICED

image

IT’s TRUE

(via pizza)

(Source: wilwheaton, via pizza)

tbdressfashion:

little black dress
thebloodling:

get this to a million notes

micthemicrophone:

pettankoprincess:

the fucking look on his face tho

He wants to shatter that little fucker’s dream as much as the rest of us.

(Source: bigpapayogi, via pizza)

k009:

 ¯\(ツ)/¯